DR PHIL AND THE REAL WACKY “WACKO”

Dr Phil posted this comment on Wade’s blog

http://kerussocharis.blogspot.com/2009/02/baptist-identity-people-cant-stand.html

This comment is in response to peter lumpkins calling wade’s blog being thoroughly infested with anonymous wackos from Lord knows where. Wade deleted this comment and I don’t know why. We do deserve a little HUMOR now and again.

DR PHIL you can email me your comments and I will post them here on for all that love your humorous comments.

Dr. Phil said...

Pastor Burleson,

To the words of appreciation expressed above is added a hearthelt "thank you" from yours truly for opening up again anonymous comments. I am back. With a vengeance.

But be forewarned Alan Cross. It is deduced that you are a minister with a sensitive soul. Either do not read what I am about to write about a man named Peter Bumpkin, or at least 'cross' yourself and shout four Hail Marys before you do.

Peter Bumpkin wrote in the first paragraph of his most recent post:

Burleson is out of the mainstream Southern Baptist commodity, his blog being thoroughly infested with anonymous wackos from Lord knows where

It has been my sole occupation for the last quarter century to psychoanalyze real wackos, so, to Mr. Bumpkin there is offered in this comment, free of charge, the professional services of Dr. Phil -- services that have allowed the purchase in cash of a Porsche, Puget sound house and multiple plasic surgeries for his wife. Bumpkin's family and friends can thank me later.

After viewing these two self-made self-made video tape by Peter Bumpkin, the following can be deduced about his inner child and outer ego.

First, Bumpkin suffers from dissaciative identity disorder. He talks to himself like he's talking to an entire basketball team at once. Folks, it isn't what some call Baptist 'Identity' that ought to concern you about Mr. Bumpkin, it is the multiple identities within himself to whom he speaks.

Second, Bumpkin suffers from Delusional Disorder. Specifically, he thinks people are in love with him. Of course, this is a delusional, but a delusion sincerely believed. One only has to watch the first ten seconds of the videos to diagnose it, and you don't even have to have professional training.

Third, Bumpkins suffers from Panic Attack Disorders. This manifests itself typically through fears about future attacks or changes in behavior to avoid situations that might predispose to attacks. Peter Bumpkin is a classic example of such panic.

Finally, Bumpkin suffers Cyclothymic Disorder Cyclothymics are always full of plans, improvident, overinvolved, and meddlesome; they rush off with restless impulses and accost people. What is bizarre about these two videos is that Bumpkins is so involved accosting others he has no cognition of the annoyingly squeaking chair in which he obsessively and compulsively rotates while he videos himself speaking of others.

My characteristic humor has been shelved for the most part in this comment, to just observe that the man calling people in this comment stream wackos is absolutely certifiable. But don't take my word for it. Watch the bizarre videos yourself.

Prayer for the day

God, please, in your mercy for us, will you not save the SBC from such men?

Dr. Phil

Sat Feb 28, 12:51:00 PM 2009